Ad for Pud-Wacker Poet

 

1.  Must demonstrate ability to sit in dark room

 With pen and paper and think of gloom.

 

2. Must have ability to ruin day

 Just by thinking for some time in the wrong way.

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3.  Must have sympathy for all human life

 Believe to posses an insight on strife

 

If you feel you have the qualifications and posses the power

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Please apply,

It’s 24 hours a day and pays $0 an hour